What's my name?

What's in a name?
a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.... (I know i've forgotten the line, ah well forgive me Mr. Shakespare)
I was given the name Melissa Rose- Ann Moncrieffe on the 3rd of March 1981
yet as I sit and ponder as what to type I wonder really what is my name?
maybe it's
Mell-O-Drama
Readybug
Meister
Bug
Mel
Lisa
Mel Mel
Mellie
Auntie
Hon
Sister
Daughter
Friend
should I go on? maybe not
however when I think about it
there is only one word that really rings the bell....
you know the best name fitting for me.
how often do I look down on others just because their ideas, thoughts, actions and words go in the opposite direction of what I may deem the best route?
how often do I try to shape those thoughts, actions, ideas and words into mini replicas turned out from the perfect mold which I have created?
how often have I in the deep confines of my mind
harboured the same thoughts, actions, words and ideas that I sought so badly to change?
mmmmmmmmm
I have a name
we all do
but mine is
HYPOCRITE
what is yours?