The dreaded Scale

may I have a snicker bar?
I'm thinking I can but others doubt that I can
umm do I seem bitter?
thats because I am
my weight seems to be on the top
of my mom's TO TALK ABOUT LIST
right about now I'm munching on my imaginary snicker bar(maybe that will satisfy her)
not satisfying me nearly enough
I think I'll just go for the real deal
see ya later
I'm feeling for CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway moving along to more interesting news

I found out that there is a man in the moon
how? I'm guessing you are asking
mm well I decided to do some investigation and lo and behold I found this
http://perdurabo10.tripod.com/id228.html
so clearly there has been a man on the moon
ahem... i mean MEN on the moon
I recall making a wish much like others to MR. MOON MAN I dont know if they came true
but I'm such a sucker for silly things like that so I am going to lie and say my wishes did come through for me
I mean look at me....
...hold a pin maybe they didn't come through after all
ah well.... we can only ask for so many things